Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
Truth or dare
I have the motherfucking spin the wheel, no need to think about the random chosen one now 😃
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In the "The dust of Levi's wrath" groupchat
Glasses: Guys I'm bored! And Erwin when the fuck will you get back here with me and Levi's big mac?!
Glasses: My poor baby is starving like an abandoned cat 😢
Eren simp: For fuck sake, Levi is literally an adult with a child's body. Quit treating him like a fucking child...
Glasses: Bitch, get your traitor ass out of here. And I can treat Levi however the fuck I want.
Eren simp: All he does is clean, drinks tasteless beverage, and walks around like he owns the entire place.
Mi Casa: I gotta agree with him tho-🖐
Arm-MAN: Mikasa wtf?!
Mass Murder: Well it's true...
Mi Casa: What Ereh said
Horseface: Why do I have to agree to this
Sasha's half: Same bro
Connie's half: CONNIE :D
Sasha's half: SASHA :D
Connie's half: And yeah I gotta agree with him...
Glasses: Damn you hoes, ya'll just don't know how to warm him up that's why.
Eren simp: So?
Glasses: And it's not my problem.
Mass Murder: Well, if he dates me I might warm him up 👀
Arm-MAN: Eren that not what he meant you brainless pieace of shit...
Connie's half: Wait, what did you say about Erwin buying Big Mac?!
Glasses: Erwin went out to buy me and Levi Mc Donald's Big Mac. It's been 30 minutes, me and Levi are starving now since we're both craving for Mc Donalds...
Mi Casa: How come you both crave for the same food?
Connie's half: At least buy as some too 😒
Sasha's half: Yeah, and here u said ur bored... 🤨
Horseface: I just ate so it doesn't bother me
Mass Murder: Nobody fucking ask horseface.
Horseface: This bitch
Mi Casa: Don't lay a finger on my Ereh🤺
Mass Murder: And Floch, help me fix the bed
Eren simp: Yes master 🙇♂
Eren simp is offline
Mass Murder: Don't even fucking ask
Arm-MAN: I don't need to ask bcuz I know fucking answer...
Mass Murder: And that's why your my best friend
Arm-MAN: Whatever...
Horseface: Just see the keyword "bed" and I already knew what is it
Sasha's half: But as if he'll succeed though-
Connie's half: Everything is impossible for us when it's Oppa Levi...
Mi Casa: Take me?
Horseface: Yes-
Mi Casa: Nvm
Horseface: 💔
Arm-MAN: Why is Hange quite suddenly?
Sasha's half: It's not like him..... or her....?
Glasses: Bestie you sang so beautifully!!! Why don't you sing often?
Cleaning Goddess is online
Cleaning Goddess: You've heard?
Glasses: Yes!!!
Horseface: Wait Levi sing?!
Mas Murder: Sjskjsjkkj captain sing!! I'm having gay panic akajkaj
Arm-MAN: Just shut the fuck up Eren...
Cleaning Goddess: When I'm bored, I start singing.
Cleaning Goddess: And why the fuck does Erwin Eyebrow Smith took so fucking long to bring our mf big Mac here?! I've been craving it for months and he dares to ruin it for me!
Glasses: Don't worry bestie, we'll shave off his eyebrows when he comes back 😃
Cleaning Goddess: Good idea bestie
Horseface: We're not talking about the fact that Levi can sing?
Arm-MAN: I wanna hear it ngl...
Cleaning Goddess: My boredom and hunger goes 📈📈 Entertain me bestie
Glasses: Sure thing teacup
Arm-MAN: I-
Sasha's half: Wait not them thinking they're chatting on pm even though they're in the group
Mass Murder: Are you all not gonna ask the fact Levi didn't read any of my chats?! Like is he really ignoring me or he just doesn't notice me?!!?!
Arm-MAN: It's not a big deal so no...
Horseface: He does but he just didn't care...
Mi Casa: I always read your chat Ereh!
Connie's half: We know Mikasa
Glasses: Up for truth and dare?
Cleaning Goddess: Sounds boring but challenging. But I'm down, so give me your best shot shitty glasses 😏
Glasses: Your on cutie pie 😏
Horseface: Did they just-🐴
Mi Casa: I-
Sasha's half: The confidence!!!
Connie's half: I stan for oppa's confidence
Arm-MAN: That's sir Levi
Glasses: Alright then, who should go first my bestie?
Cleaning Goddess: I just got a notification that author spun the wheel and it landed on Armin.
Arm-MAN: Me?!
Mass Murder: Why not me?
Cleaning Goddess: Why not tho Armin? You can also pay back
Arm-MAN: Okay...
Cleaning Goddess: So Armin, truth or dare?
Arm-MAN: Truth
Cleaning Goddess: Crushing on Annie?
Arm-MAN: H-how?! And yeah.. I do...
Glasses: Aww Armin grew up!
Horseface: Good for you coconut
Mass Murder: It's so obvious
Mi Casa: That's Armin for ya!
Sasha's half: Way to go bro!
Connie's half: Yeah Armin!
Glasses: Now's let's wait for the next person for Armin
Arm-MAN: I'm looking fowards to it!
Cleaning Goddess: It's Yeager, go ahead Armin
Mass Murder: Dare, bcuz it's challenging
Horseface: He straight up dare
Arm-MAN: Then I dare you to sing "I'm a barbie girl" on top of the wall loudly
Horseface: Lmao 😂
Glasses: Lmao, that will be funny 😂
Mi Casa: That's harsh...
Sasha's half: Poor Eren
Connie's half: I'm looking out at the window now phahaha
Mass Murder: What did I ever do to you to make me do this dare? 😃
Arm-MAN: You choose dare so there's not turning back. Do it for sir Levi
Mass Murder: Of course, I'l do anything for my senpai. Senpai make sure you watch me <3
Mass Murder is offline
Glasses: Not him going yandere!
Cleaning Goddess: I don't want to leave this place just to get away from him.
Arm-MAN: PHAHAHA HE'S DOING IT!!!!
Horseface: I can literallyhear him screaming "For Levi"
Sasha's half: brb I'm gonna record it
Sasha's half is offline
Connie's half: Make sure to get a good view Connie
Glasses: I wondee how this will go
Eren right now at the top of the wall
Eren: *inhales and and exhales then sings so ear-piercingly loud*
Eren: I'M A BARBIE GIRL!!!~ IN A BARBIE WORLD!!!!~ LIFE IS PLASTIC!!!~ IT'S FANTASTIC!!!!~
Connie: *records eveything*
Minutes later....
Mass Murder is online
Sasha's half is online
Horseface: I can literally hear it from here XD
Mi Casa: At least is good....
Glasses: Eren totally nailed it ngl XDDD
Cleaning Goddess: Such melody in my ear..
Mass Murder: Do you like it?
Cleaning Goddess: Yea, thanks for making me half deaf you shitty brat.
Connie's half: Ouch...
Sasha's half: EYY I RECORDED IT XDDD
Cleaning Goddess: We can watch that other times so next...
Horseface: Hope it's still Eren..
Mass Murder: I'm going to to kill this bitch...
Arm-MAN: At least the dare is over
Clening Goddess: Eren it's your girlfriend's turn
Mi Casa: Ereh!
Connie's twin: Chile Mikasa...
Mass Murder: Hey spin again, I want it to land on your name
Glasses: No
Cleaning Goddess: That will not happen
Arm-MAN: Just drop the question
Mass Murder: So Mikasa, truth or dare?
Mi Casa: Dare
Mass Murder: Stop being an overprotective mom at me for 5 fucking months
Horseface: I didn't expect you will do that..
Connie's half: Isn't that kinda harsh?
Mass Murder: How tf is it harsh?
Sasha's half: Um... I mean, it won't take that long...
Mi Casa: ...
Glasses: Move one or-
Mi Casa: Move on, I do anything what Eren says
Horseface: Move on then...
Cleaning Goddess: Sasha your up
Connie's half: Yay me!!!
Mi Casa: Truth or dare?
Connie's half: Truth!!!
Mi Casa: Do you like Connie?
Connie's half: Yes bcuz he looks like a potato
Sasha's half: best friend...
Horseface: You are kinda-
Sasha's half: Don't you even say it horseface 😃🔪
Horseface: K calm down
Arm-MAN: At least she's being honest
Glasses: Next!!!!
Cleaning Goddess: When the fuck will Erwin get here with our big Mac?!?!
Glasses: I'm so hungry right now....
Cleaning Goddess: But anyway... The next person is... Wait the author of a bitch haven't even spin the fucking wheel yet
Arm-MAN: We'l wait then
Mass Murder: I'm sure she's probably busy
Mi Casa: yesh...
Cleaning Goddess: Fucking finally!
Horseface: So who is it?
Cleaning Goddess: You...
Sasha's half: Oof Jean...
Arm-MAN: This will be great
Mass Murder: Sasha torture that horse and I'll give you free meat 🥩
Connie's half: Deal!
Horseface: Sasha pls don't! 🙌😭
Mi Casa: Too late horseface
Connie's half: Truth or dare
Horseface: Dare
Horseface: Wait no-!!
Glasses: Sorry horsie, dare it is!
Arm-MAN: I can't hold back my laughter...
Connie's half: I dare you to out on a horse costume and give me and Connie a free ride!
Horseface: The fuck fine
The three musketeers are offline
Cleaning Goddess: You brats better not make a mess I have a date tonight there
Glasses: Your dating?! Did Erwin know!?
Arm-MAN: So sir Levi really have a girlfriend or boyfriend?!?!
Mi Casa: Meh...
Mass Murder: Why wasn't it me. Like, I'm a good match with you senpai
Cleaning Goddess: I didn't mean romance dating shit and stuff. I meant I'm going to clean there tonight with my one true love
Glasses: And who was it?~
Cleaning Goddess: Of course the mop, and the bleach.
Glasses: Levi those aren't humans..
Cleaning Goddess: They're better than humans!
Mass Murder: Fuck those cleaning supplies
Arm-MAN: Eren not you getting jealous again...
Mi Casa: No he's not. He literally have me..
The three musketeers are online
Horseface: You two almost broke my back!!!
Sasha's half: But it was fun!!!
Connie's half: You really are a horse
Mass Murder: So... Who's next?..
Glasses: Let's see who Jean will get
Mass Murder: God please not my beloved Levi, I don't want to see a horse dating with him
Cleaning Goddess: What the hell shitty brat?!
Arm-MAN: That will be weird...
Cleaning Goddess: Fuck...
Glasses: What's wrong sweetheart?
Sasha's half: Oh god
Connie's half: This isn't good....
Cleaning Goddess: Thanks for your fucking prayer shitty brat. Even the author is laughing her ass off
Mi Casa: What-
Arm-MAN: It's sir Levi?
Cleaning Goddess: Yes
Mass Murder: Hey horseface let's switch phones! Levi truth or dare?!
Arm-MAN: Eren stop...
Glasses: Don't listen to him Jean
Horseface: So?
Cleaning Goddess: Dare
Mass Murder: MAKE IT HARSH HORSEFACE!!!
Mi Casa: TORTURE HIM
Arm-MAN: Guys what the fuck?!
Glasses: Hurry the fuck up Jean, Erwin is on his way!!! I'm starving and Levi slowly turning into an aggressive cat!
Horseface: Then I dare Levi to kiss me, I want to see that suicidal bastard's reaction
Arm-MAN: Bruh...
Sasha's half: Good luck dealing with Eren's wrath
Connie's half: Yeah good luck....
Cleaning Goddess: Okay, I'm running to your room right now...
Horseface: Wait really?!
Glasses: ERWIN'S BACK WITH THE BIG MAC!!!!!
Cleaning Goddess: Just let me do my dare I'm hungry!!
Horseface: You don't have to-SJKJKSJ
Horseface is offline
Cleaning Goddess is offline
Glasses: LEVI SWEETIE DON'T BITE HIM!!!!
Glasses is offline
Mass Murder: JEAN YOU FUCKING!!! I'M GONNA CUT YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A MEATY PULP!!!!
Arm-MAN: EREN DON'T
Mi Casa: I'm coming Ereh!
Horseface is online
Horseface: SKKJSKJ GUYS HE REALLY DID IT!
Arm-MAN: WAIT REALLY?!?!?
Horseface: He legit starts making out with me then went to Erwin's place
Mass Murder: Stay where you are Jean. I'm gonna fucking murder you! 😃🔪
Let's not bother them...
At Erwin's office
Erwin: Slow down you two, Hange stop stuffing your mouth with those chicken nuggets... And Levi stop chewing your burger like that....
Levi: It's your fault we become animals!!!!
Hange: Why are you late anyway? Levi almost drink bleach when he thinks about Mc Flurry Oreo
Erwin: I didn't realize I've been standing behind a manique for a whole 40 minute. So, I bought more food as an apology of being late.
Levi: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?!?! HOW CAN NOT REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT MOVING OR BREATHING?!?
Erwin: I'm sor-
Hange: Your eyebrows must be in the way. It's bushier than normal
Erwin: Why the fuck is my eyebrows to blame?!
Levi: Did you bought my eyeliner?
Hange: You wear eyeliner?
Levi: It's kind of a bad habit
Erwin: Yeah, I put it in your eyeliner collection
Hange: Eyeliner collection?
Levi: Just shut up and eat shitty glasses...
Erwin: By the way, how in the world can you two even finish this much food.
Levi: I've been craving this for months
Erwin: Then I'll buy more then!
Levi/Hange: ......
Hange: Next time, Levi should get take outs....
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Idk what came out of my mind...
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