Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
Dad Erwin
Just a chapter about Levi and Dad Erwin's argument....
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In the "The dust of Levi's wrath" groupchat
Eyebrows: Levi for the last time! You can't marry a cleaning tool...
Cleaning Goddess: But Erwin is true love!!!
Sasha's half: I-
Mass Murder: I'm real though
Connie's half: Oof 🥔
Horseface: 👁👄👁
Glasses: Levi bestie....
Arm-MAN: Well um...
Eyebrows: It doesn't even feel love Levi. It's just a broom!
Cleaning Goddess: But I love it!
Glasses: Levi it can't even do anything on it's own because it's not alive...
Cleaning Goddess: That's why it needs me like I need it!
Eyebrows: Levi, marrying a broom will be weird...
Cleaning Goddess: I don't give a fuck about others. I just want to marry my broom
Eyebrows: Again no
Cleaning Goddess: And why not?
Eyebrows: I don't approve it...
Glasses: Wait short cake calm down we can talk about it-
Cleaning Goddess: I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Eyebrows: Langauge Levi...
Horseface: He always cuss?
Mass Murder: Just shut up horseface....
Sasha's half: Yeah
Connie's half: 🥔
Mi Casa: Sasha-
Eyebrows: I get that your a clean freak but how in the world can you fall in love with a broom?!
Glasses: There's guys or girls out there who is also a clean freak or a tea lover Levi
Levi: But the broom it's different!
Sasha's half: They're ignoring us?
Horseface: Maybe....
Cleaning Goddess: This isn't about you brats so shut up!
Mass Murder: Yeah I'll just talk and see
Arm-MAN: Please continue then?
Glasses: Um where were we?
Mi Casa: Him being in love with a broom
Glasses: Ah yes
Eyebrows: Levi darling, a human and a tool can't be together
Cleaning Goddess: We spent so much time planning it together and I'll marry it anyway
Glasses: Bestie, how did you even fall in love with it?
Mass Murder: Hange no-
Cleaning Goddess: It all begins when I met Isabel and Farlan
Mass Murder: Hange why? His love story is going to break my heart. It felt like another rejection😃
Glasses: Um... Ouch?
Eyebrows: Go on Levi
Horseface: For now I'll just sit back and observe
Sasha's half: ^
Connie's half: ^
Mi Casa: ^
Arm-MAN: ^
Mass Murder: As much as I want to but I'll go with this ^
Cleaning Goddess: Farlan introduced me to it and teach me how to use it. It was love in first sight.
Eyebrows: Levi you don't know how that works...
Glasses: Like literally...
Cleaning Goddess: Let me continue shut up
Eyebrows: Continue then dear...
Cleaning Goddess: Then we start hanging out together, we do what all those couples do.
Eyebrows: You went out on a date with fucking broom?!
Glasses: You kissed a broom?!
Cleaning Goddess: Yes
Glasses: How can you not get a splinter on your lip?
Cleaning Goddess: Oh it's being gentle to me
Eyebrows: Levi no-
Glasses: But where exactly are u gonna put the ring on the broom?
Eyebrows: Hange stop encouraging him! Your giving him ideas!
Glasses: Well shit
Cleaning Goddess: Of course the fucking tube/handle
Eyebrows: Dammit Hange!
Glasses: Oh right..
Eyebrows: Still Levi, I forbid it.
Cleaning Goddess: The fuck?!
Glasses: Now don't you get angry sweetie. There's always someone out there who loves you
Mass Murder: Example me-
Eyebrows: Not now Yeager
Horseface: Ha-
Cleaning Goddess: Your right, I can't marry a broom
Eyebrows: You'll find someone else dear
Cleaning Goddess: Yeah, like the bleach
Glasses: I-
Eyebrows: Levi no!
Cleaning Goddess: If I can't marry the broom then I'll marry the bleach!
Glasses: Baby boi...
Eyebrows: Levi your being spoiled too much...
Glasses: It's not cute...
Eyebrows: It's a pain in the ass...
Cleaning Goddess: Not my problem
Eyebrows: But still, I forbid that too
Glasses: Bleach are dangerous for your baby skin
Cleaning Goddess: What-
Glasses: Don't fucking ask
Cleaning Goddess: Fine... I'll marry the mop then
Eyebrows: FOR FUCK SAKE LEVI!!!
Glasses: NO!!!
Cleaning Goddess: I'M MARRYING THE MOP!!!
Eyebrows: Levi you are forbidden to get marry
Cleaning Goddess: Da fak why?!
Glasses: Yeah Erwin, why not just forbid him not to marry cleaning supplies
Eyebrows: I'm not ready to lose my clean freak daughter
Arm-MAN: Again sir, son*...
Glasses: Armin don't...
Arm-MAN: k...
Glasses: But yeah, I'm not ready to lose my feisty bestie
Cleaning Goddess: I guess it's better, like I care anyways
Horseface: Sir, tell that to the suicidal bastard who's clearly obssesed with Levi
Arm-MAN: For real though...
Mass Murder: Leave me alone I just want to worship him 🖐🙄
Cleaning Goddess: And leave me alone you perverted shitty titan dickhead brat
Mass Murder: I just want to fuck you
Arm-MAN: EREN THIS IS A FUCKING GROUPCHAT!!!
Horseface: Wait, why is Erwin in the groupchat in the first place?
Eyebrows: I don't trust Levi being in a groupchat with Hange alone
Mi Casa: And why's that?
Eyebrows: Levi might turn into an aggressive cat and Hange might go crazy about science again..
Arm-MAN: But it's chatting(?)
Eyebrows: Want Levi's insults?
Horseface: No
Sasha's half: ^
Connie's half: ^
Mi Casa: ^
Arm-MAN: ^
Mass Murder: I kinda like his insults ngl. So yeah, give me more
Glasses: Eren the fak?!
Mass Murder: His insults turns me on. Levi where are you you need to help me with this 😃
Cleaning Goddess: Tell your simps to do it for you I'm busy cleaning
Mass Murder: But I want you-
Cleaning Goddess is offline
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Poor Eren, he didn't get the booty he want it...
And poor Levi, he was forbidden to get marry...
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