Protective Twins [Ouran Host Club x Yuji!Reader]
Chapter 5
Today, the club was set outside, with Mori, Honey, and Haruhi wearing Yukatas and Tamaki, the orange-haired twins, and Kyoya wearing butler outfits. "Woah! Look at all the cherry blossoms!" (Y/n) said in awe as he twirled around, causing Sukuna to chuckle at (Y/n)'s twirling. "It's not snow (Y/n)," he tells him, smiling.
(Y/n) immediately retracts his tongue, as he is close to catching a petal with it. "Oh, right" (Y/n) mumbled sheepishly. Sukuna walks up to him and fluffs the petals out of (Y/n)'s hair. It wasn't long before customers flooded in, as the (h/c)-haired twins were forced to dress in Yukatas. Sukuna's Yukata is white while (Y/n)'s Yukata is black, which came as a shock to the club members.
"Shouldn't it be the other way around?" Haruhi asked as she pointed at the two. "Got something against me wearing white?" Sukuna asked her, annoyed. "No, just figured you'd wear black," Haruhi said bluntly. "Ugh..." The Hitachiin twins grumbled as they slinked their way over to the Itadori Twins. "What's wrong? Did something happen?" (Y/n) asked worriedly.
"Kyoya has a bunch of pictures of us," Karou said with a frown. "I don't even know how he got them" Hikaru grumbled, also pouting. "See?" They said as they showed them the blurry pictures of the club members. But, one picture caught Sukuna's attention, it was a well-quality picture of Sukuna attempting to grab the mushroom from (Y/n)'s mouth.
Sukuna nearly had a stroke when he saw the picture was edited as well! (Y/n) having a blush and Sukuna's eyes narrowed, he remembers (Y/n) didn't have a damn blush! "I will kill the disgusting, small-brain pervert!" Sukuna yells, pissed off. "Why does it look so lude...?" (Y/n) mumbled as he analyzed the picture. Sukuna covers (Y/n)'s eyes, but the damage is done. (Y/n)'s innocence was tainted.
"Don't look anymore brother," Sukuna whispered in despair. "Hey, how come this one looks like you're about to kiss?" Haruhi asked as she grabbed another photo, of Sukuna just casually leaning close to (Y/n) to grab a flower petal. "What the hell? These photos are taken out of context!" Sukuna grabbed another picture to see what else had been twisted. "Is this what celebrity paparazzi like?"
"I assume you boys like it? I comprised a photobook of each club member" Kyoya said as he held out books with the cover of each club member on them. "Like hell we like them! Why do you portray us this way? You ruined (Y/n), look at him!" Everyone turns to (Y/n) who is pale and entirely out of it.
"Poke, poke," Honey said as he poked (Y/n), who looked ready to disintegrate. "Stop it," Sukuna said, picking Honey up and putting him down a few inches from (Y/n). "I think I see the light" (Y/n) mumbled lifelessly. "(Y/n), don't go into the light, if you do you'll be leaving me here with these weirdos," Sukuna tells him, practically begging (Y/n) to not go into the light.
"Now that I think about it, we never see you guys on campus" Karou pipped in, changing the subject suddenly. "You're right, we only ever see them during club" Hikaru noted. Sukuna looks confused by their comment. "What else are we supposed to do?" Sukuna questions. "We just go to class, club, and then go home."
"Oh! You should take an elective course with me, for this term" Tamaki stated proudly, as if he was doing them a favor. "No," Sukuna immediately shoots down the idea. Tamaki frowned before turning to (Y/n) with a hopeful look. "Sur–" "No" Sukuna interrupted (Y/n), stopping his advances. Instantly Tamaki sulked in the corner, feeling dejected.
"Did you have to be so rude to him?" (Y/n) asked, watching Tamaki in pity. "Oh please he's so dramatic and sensitive I could give him a soft no and he would still cry," Sukuna explains, shrugging his shoulders. "Mommy dearest..." Tamaki called out to Kyoya, who was slightly listening in. "What is it, Daddy?" Kyoya asked casually.
(Y/n)'s face visibly cringed at the interaction. "I think I want to check out the cherry blossoms, that way," (Y/n) said as he pointed to a spot far away from Tamaki. Sukuna takes (Y/n) over there, gladly getting away from Tamaki. From afar they can see Kyoya pointing at a whiteboard, which seemingly came out of nowhere. "Where do they pull that from?" Sukuna asked, frowning. "No, you know what I don't want to know."
Now Tamaki is harassing Haruhi in (Y/n)'s place, and dramatically crying over something. "What is happening over there?" (Y/n) asked worriedly, unable to hear a thing. "I don't know but I am ready to call the police," Sukuna said, reaching for his phone. "Should I go over there and help her?" (Y/n) asked worriedly.
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Club activities ended and Tamaki let out a dramatic sigh, looking into a far-off place, seemingly unaware that all the club members were staring at him. "What's up with the boss?" Hikaru questioned, wondering what was wrong with Tamaki. "Most likely in another one of his odd imaginations," Kyoya answered with a disappointed sigh.
"Men! This fan fiction is obviously about me and Haruhi! From this point onward, it's just us. You all can be the homosexual supporting cast" Tamaki said as he drew a line between them. "Really? Because this fanfiction has been following the Itadori twins for the past six chapters," Kyoya hummed. "Don't you mean four?" Haruhi corrected, earning a wide-eyed expression from Kyoya.
"Would you look at that? He finally broke" Sukuna chuckled, a bit amused by Kyoya's expression. "That's it men, it's time to enact a 'get Haruhi to be a girl' plan! That way, she no longer spends time with the mischievous twins" Tamaki proclaimed, ignoring Kyoya. "What are they even talking about?" (Y/n) whispered to Sukuna, watching the chaos from the sidelines. "I don't know, but if we stay away from them we won't have to do anything crazy," Sukuna mutters.
"Speaking of, isn't there a physical exam tomorrow?" Honey asked innocently. "A physical exam?" Haruhi asked, confused. "Why is this school giving out physical exams?" Sukuna asked, muttering to himself. He doesn't like the idea at all. "Does that mean we have a strip in front of the school?" (Y/n) asked worriedly, as he hugged himself as if they'd strip him right now. "No, you'll be in private areas for the doctor to examine you," Kyoya reassured him. "Nothing outrageous, just seeing if you're healthy."
"We couldn't go to a doctor's clinic for that?" Sukuna mutters. "But, if they do a physical," Karou piped in. "It means Haruhi's gender will be revealed" Hikaru finished as they stared at Haruhi. "Well there you go, pervert, everyone will know Haruhi is a girl and she will be forced to leave the club," Sukuna said, smirking.
"Sadly, I cannot leave the club, I also have a quota to meet. It just means I'm dumped back down to errand boy" Haruhi murmured with a frown. "True, but that means Tamaki will spend even less time with you," (Y/n) points out. "Oh but maybe I'll be your errand partner!" (Y/n) suggests, smiling. "I can carry the heavy stuff for you!"
Tamaki's face paled and quickly intervened. "No! I refuse to allow my kids to marry each other! Alright men, new plan! Make sure Haruhi's gender isn't revealed!" Tamaki exclaimed as he turned to the club members. "You just said you wanted her to be a girl again, make up your damn mind," Sukuna hissed.
"Alright men, so this is the plan," Tamaki said as he brought out a whiteboard from thin air. Drawing poorly made stick figures of the plan. As he rambled on, (Y/n) stuck his nose into his phone, texting someone. Sukuna looks over, casually reading his messages. He can see Gojo is spamming him with random emoji then sends a picture of his infamous penis drawing. "I will kill him," Sukuna mutters.
"It's not that bad" (Y/n) assured his brother, then another text buzzed his phone, this time from Geto. "Remind Sukuna about his tattoo appointment tomorrow" the text read. "Like I could forget my own tattoo appointment," Sukuna mutters, earning a chuckle from (Y/n) as he texted back to Geto.
"What are you two doing over here?" Hikaru asked, peeking over their shoulders. "You guy has a secret plot going on or something?" Kaoru asked. "No, plus, weren't you focused on Tamaki's plan?" (Y/n) asked as he immediately closed his phone. "He already finished his plan," Kaoru hums as he leans against his twin. "He'll be disguising himself as Haruhi for the physical exam," Hikaoru finished.
Sukuna frowns and then looks at Tamaki. "He's not serious right?" Sukuna asked, refusing to believe someone could be that dumb. "He's serious," the Hitachiin twins said in unison. "Is no one going to stop him?" (Y/n) asked while scratching the top of his head. "Don't worry, we got it under control" Kyoya assured him with a smirk.
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(Y/n) and Sukuna waited in line for their turn, as they waited, they watched as Hikaru and Karou stripped in front of everyone. "(Y/n) you better keep your clothes on," Sukuna mutters in disgust. "This is a weird school, who undresses in front of people?" He asked with a raised brow.
"I don't know... But, I'm sure as hell not going to do that" (Y/n) said as he hugged himself again. Next, it was Haruhi's turn, instead of the usual doctor coming to get her, it was Mori and Honey poorly dressed as doctors. "What are those two doing?" Sukuna questions, raising a brow. Suddenly he notices a few girls surrounding them. "(Y/n)! Sukuna! Are you two going to undress for the physical exam?!" One of the girls asks them.
"Uh... Ehm... I..." (Y/n) sputtered as sweat dripped down his face, getting extremely nervous. "Sorry ladies, they'll be in a private room today" Kyoya intervenes saving the twins, earning a chorus of "awws" from the girls. The Itadori twins follow Kyoya for their physical exam area. "Well, I owe you one Kyoya," Sukuna said, grateful that he and (Y/n) were not stripping in front of girls.
"Don't mention it, after all, these doctors do work for me" Kyoya informed with a smirk. Just as he said that, Tamaki stepped out of the curtain, half naked, and with a brown wig on. "I am Haruhi Fujioka" Tamaki proclaimed boldly. The Itadori twins stop in place just as the girls also stare at Tamaki.
"Eh...?" Tamaki questioned with dotted eyes, as the girls murmured to themselves. "HAHAH! HE FELL FOR IT!" The Hitachiin twins cackled and pointed at him. "WHAT?!" Tamaki exclaimed as he tossed the wig onto the ground, pissed off. "You dumbass you really thought that would work!?" Sukuna asked, cackling at Tamaki's humiliation.
"Shut up! Haruhi, sweetie... I'm sorry, it didn't work," Tamaki cooed with a guilty look. With a sharp glare, Haruhi pushed past him, leaving Tamaki to stand there frozen in shock. Sukuna laughs as (Y/n) pushes him to their physical. "Look brother he's disintegrating!" Sukuna cackles.
"Actually, (Y/n), do you mind going with Haruhi to her physical? I feel it's best if you both go together" Kyoya asked as he gestured to Haruhi and a female doctor. Sukuna placed (Y/n) behind him. "Why would he need to go with Haruhi?" Sukuna asked, glaring at him.
"Don't take it the wrong way, nothing will happen. The doctor I have set up is in a private room. I assumed you wanted your brother to privately be examined" Kyoya assured him. "I don't mind going with Haruhi" (Y/n) pipped in as he peeked around Sukuna. Sukuna sighed and moved aside to let (Y/n) go with Haruhi. "Fine, fine, let's just get this stupid exam done," Sukuna said, already tired of these people.
But, before Sukuna could undress, there was a loud scream, gaining everyone's attention. Sukuna looks over at the area confused and goes over to where the scream came from. "It was horrible! I was harassed by a doctor!" The girl cried on the floor as one of her friends tried to comfort her. "What happened?" Tamaki asked, confused as he approached the girl.
"One of the doctors grabbed me by my shoulder! He was trying to make a pass at me! I've never been so terrified!" The girl cried as one of the nurses tried their best to comfort her. "When I screamed he ran for it! I think he ran towards the private exam area the girl explained to them. "The private..." Sukuna said with his eyes widened. No, it couldn't be where his twin went right? Surely there are other private rooms.
But the unsettling pit in his stomach made Sukuna go down there in a rush, leaving the club members in the dust. When he got to the doors of the private exam room, he opened the door forcefully. Instantly spotting the creepy doctor on top of (Y/n), who was using his body to protect Haruhi. "(Y/n)!" Sukuna yells, running at the creepy doctor.
Sukuna grabs the doctor by his coat and throws him into a wall. Before the doctor can collect himself, Sukuna grabs him by his shirt and glares into his soul. "You touched my twin, that warrants me to sell your organs on the black market!" Sukuna growls, threatening the poor man. "Wait! Wait! It's not like that I swear!!" The man begged as he squirmed, trying to get away from Sukuna. "(Y/n), are you okay? Should I take a scalpel and cut his eyes out?" Sukuna asked, unbothered by the squirming man, keeping a firm grip on the doctor.
"I'm okay, just a bit shaken" (Y/n) assured him as he walked up to Sukuna, grabbing his arm to stop him from harassing the poor doctor. "TAMAKI KICK!!!" Tamaki screamed as he kicked the door open flipped through the air like an acrobat and landed near the twins. Sukuna looks at Tamaki unimpressed. "Haruhi are you okay?" Hikaru asked, going to her as well as Kaoru.
"You got here quick," Kyoya said, looking at Sukuna. "Sukuna, can you let the poor guy go? Also, is that his soul floating away?" (Y/n) asked as he stared at the doctor's pale expression. Sukuna looks annoyed and drops the doctor, backing away to stand next to his twin. "Whatever, if he dies then he dies," Sukuna said, satisfied that he literally scared the soul out of the doctor.
Suddenly life was brought back to the doctor, realizing everyone was staring down at him. "I am a low-paid doctor..." He began as he told his backstory. (Y/n) nodded along wordlessly, pretending to listen in. "Why is he telling us his backstory?" (Y/n) asked his brother, confused. "To gain sympathy? Who knows," Sukuna says, shrugging, not listening to the doctor at all.
(Y/n) then looked to Tamaki, who looked ready to cry. "I think you're right, look, Tamaki's crying," (Y/n) said as he pointed at Tamaki. "He can't actually fall for this right?" Sukuna asked, questioning Tamaki's sanity for the nth time. "Alright men! Let's help this poor man find his daughter!" Tamaki proclaimed, unaware he just answered Sukuna's question. "Why should we help him? He's neglected his kid," Sukuna points out, having heard pieces of the story.
"Do you have no heart?! Where's your compassion!? This man needs our help!" Tamaki exclaimed as he got close to Sukuna's face. Sukuna grabs Tamaki by his arm and twists him around. "Get your ass out of my face," Sukuna growls at him. "Ow! Ow! Let go!" Tamaki cried as he struggled to escape.
"We should help him, right?" (Y/n) asked, feeling a bit of pity for the stranger. Sukuna silently glared at his twin as he pushed Tamaki away from him. "Wait which school did he say his daughter went to?" Hikaru asked, confused. "Excuse me, by chance, does your daughter go to Ouran Public High School?" Kyoya asked the doctor suddenly.
"Uhm... Yeah, that's right" the doctor answered, as he looked up at Kyoya. "I figured as much, this is Ouran Academy, a private institution, your daughter doesn't go here" Kyoya informed, causing the doctor to go pale. "Wow Sukuna was right, he's a terrible father," Hikaru sighed, disappointed. "Yeah, what a terrible father," Kaoru sighed as well.
"Wow Kyo-Chan, I'm impressed you figured that out so fast" Honey pipped in cutely. "Of course, after all, there's no way the daughter of a small-time doctor would ever get into this school," Kyoya said smugly. "You say that but Haruhi got into this school," Sukuna points out, glaring at Kyoya. He hates snobby people so much, underestimating people's abilities. "I'd appreciate it if you don't include me," Haruhi piped in, having been quiet this whole time.
"Kyoya, can you please find a map of all the public schools in this area? I'd like to help this man in any way I can, to find his daughter" Tamaki said in a serious tone. (Y/n) smiles and nudges Sukuna. "See he's not that bad," (Y/n) tells his twin. Sukuna doesn't comment and just looks away. "This is enough fun for one day," Sukuna spoke, sighing.
It wasn't long before the doctor headed off, going who-knows-where, as the club members watched from the window. "Alright, now that he's gone, can all of you leave?" Haruhi asked with a blank look. "Sukuna can stay, of course!" (Y/n) chirped as he latched his arm around Sukuna's arm. "Huh?! Please tell me you're not still mad at me!" Tamaki cried as he gripped Haruhi's shoulders.
"No, (Y/n) and I still need to do our physical, so get out," Haruhi said bluntly. "Alright out," Sukuna orders, pushing the club members out of the room. "Daddy loves you both!!" Tamaki cried out before Sukuna slammed the door on him. After their physical exam, Sukuna and (Y/n) are finally at the tattoo parlor. "You would not believe the day we had," Sukuna said to Geto, as he took off his shirt and sat in the chair.
"Really? Do tell" Geto hummed as he set up the ink, while (Y/n) got out his homework. Sukuna explains that they had a physical exam, and how this doctor was mistaken as a creep, but the doctor was actually a terrible dad. "And the worst part was, they took pictures of (Y/n) and I, and made them lewd!" Sukuna exclaimed, getting angry. "I hope no one ever sees that."
"Hey! Geto! Look! I found a ton of pictures of Sukuna and (Y/n)– Oh... Hey, Sukuna" Satoru casually waved, despite barging into the shop unannounced. "What pictures did you find?" Sukuna demanded, ignoring the greeting. "My poor baby! How could your own brother sexually harass you like that!" Satoru said, ignoring Sukuna, as he hugged (Y/n) tightly.
"Eh?" (Y/n) questioned with dotted eyes, confused as hell. "I wasn't sexually harassing him you disgusting orge!" Sukuna defends himself, ready to get up. But Geto shoves him back down. "Don't move," Geto orders with a glare. "Don't make me pin you down, because I will" he threatened as he pointed the tattoo needle at Sukuna. Sukuna grumbles and sits still as he feels the needle piercing his abs.
"So, how come you were choking my poor baby?" Satoru asked as he showed off the familiar picture of Sukuna trying to grab a mushroom from (Y/n)'s mouth. "He was trying to eat a mushroom that grew off of someone," Sukuna said, glaring at (Y/n). "Grew off of someone?" Satoru questioned, as he scratched the top of his head. "He was growing mushrooms in a corner. They looked edible" (Y/n) explained, defending himself. "Edible my ass, you should never eat something off of someone" Sukuna huffed.
"You know, I wonder if Megumi knows about this" (Y/n) muttered worriedly. Sukuna's eyes widen at (Y/n)'s words and he is stuck. He can't ask Megumi about this because then he would have to explain what happened, but if Megumi saw those pictures he might get the wrong idea. On cue, Sukuna's phone started to buzz in his pocket.
Causing Geto to stop working on Sukuna's tattoos. Sukuna's hands shook as he grabbed his phone, placing the phone against his ear. "Hey Megumi," Sukuna said, a bit quieter than usual. "You've got ten seconds to explain" Megumi stated in a stern tone, clearly unhappy.
"Blessing, you really don't believe (Y/n) and I would- look I was trying to get him to not eat a mushroom okay? I would never cheat or do anything to hurt you, not even with my own twin!" Sukuna spoke, trying to remain calm as he explained. But there is distress in his voice. "Idiot, I'm not stupid enough to think that. But, why the hell am I being spammed with pictures like this? I thought you said this club was to flirt with girls" Megumi said, sounding a bit annoyed.
He wasn't mad at Sukuna, just confused as hell. Plus, how else is he supposed to react, when seeing Sukuna literally stick his hands into (Y/n)'s mouth? No one wants to see that, especially Megumi. "It is, I swear someone in the club got the idea to take pictures and sell them to girls and... yeah," Sukuna finished, cringing slightly as he pinched the bridge of his nose. Sukuna didn't feel okay, he felt like he still might lose Megumi over this.
"Egh, cringe" Satou muttered with a scrunched face. "Shh" (Y/n) shushed, but he was too late. "Who's that? ... Is that Gojo?" Megumi asked in confusion. "It is, I'm getting more tattoos," Sukuna answered without thinking, forgetting that Megumi was not supposed to know who Satoru was. With the fear of losing his boyfriend, his mind wasn't thinking straight.
"I'll be there shortly" Megumi grumbled as he let out a sigh, hanging up on him. "Sukuna...? Are you okay?" (Y/n) asked worriedly. Sukuna doesn't answer him as he places his phone down beside him. The silence is heavy as Sukuna covers his face with his hand, unable to look at anyone.
"I think it's time (Y/n) and I have a little chat outside," Satoru said as he looped an arm around (Y/n)'s torso and lifted him up. "Wha-?!" (Y/n) cried out as Satoru casually marched out of the shop, forcing (Y/n) to go with him. Leaving Sukuna alone with Geto, as he awkwardly left the room as well. After a brief moment of silence, Sukuna quickly hurried and collected himself before Megumi showed up.
It wasn't long before Megumi entered the shop, instantly marching his way over to Sukuna. Megumi had his arms crossed as he stared down at Sukuna expectantly. Sukuna removes his hand and sits up. "Megumi I swear I didn't know this club would be this outrageous, I'm sorry," Sukuna quickly said as he stood in front of Megumi.
"I'm just... Confused, like extremely confused, what is this club doing to you both to make... This?!" Megumi asked as he held up a picture book of Sukuna and (Y/n). "Okay that is heavily edited, and that one photo was to stop (Y/n) from eating a mushroom!" Sukuna quickly explains. "They're taking our normal interactions and twisting them for some sick fantasy those girls have," Sukuna said as he reached out and gently grabbed Megumi's arms.
"Please believe me I would love nothing more than to leave that club, but we owe them a lot of money," he begged, pleading for Megumi to not leave him. Megumi let out a sigh as he cupped Sukuna's cheek. "I wish you would've told me sooner, finding out like this is... Honestly surprising" Megumi murmured honestly. "You're right and I'm sorry but..." Sukuna gently takes the picture book from Megumi and shows him one of the unsettling pictures.
"You think it's easy explaining this?" He asked, chuckling a bit. Megumi's face scrunched slightly, visibly cringing at the picture. "Not precisely... What were you even doing in that picture?" Megumi asked, his eyes squinting at the picture. Sukuna's eyes squint at the picture as well. "I'm....not sure since it's heavily edited as well," Sukuna mutters in disgust.
"Also... A mushroom?" Megumi asked with a raised eyebrow. "You went that far... For a mushroom?" He asked in disbelief. Sure, (Y/n)'s eaten strange things, but unless the mushroom was poisonous, it was the least strange thing to eat. Sukuna looks at Megumi, his brows furrowed. "The mushroom grew off of someone," Sukuna said without hesitation.
"Do you mean someone grew the mushroom?" Megumi asked, now confused. "No blessing, this mushroom grew off of someone's body," Sukuna said more clearly. "Is... Is that person even human?" Megumi asked, concerned. "No, no he's not, something is wrong with his brain," Sukuna spoke, a bit annoyed thinking about Tamaki. The tension in Sukuna's body slowly releases and he relaxes a bit.
"Are you two done wallowing? Someone still has tattoos that need finishing" Geto interrupted as he walked back into the room. Megumi's eyes widen in realization, Sukuna is half-naked! "I... Uhm... We'll talk about this later" Megumi mumbled as he quickly turned around, hiding his blush. Sukuna grins and lays back down on the table, feeling a bit more confident now. "You sure you don't want to watch?" Sukuna teases him.
"I'm... I'm good, just... Please tell me when something stupid like this happens, again. Alright?" Megumi asked as he slightly glanced back at Sukuna. "I will, I promise. If this club makes me lose you, I will go to jail," Sukuna spoke sternly, he was serious too. "Good," Megumi huffed before marching away, too embarrassed to fully comprehend what Sukuna said.
But, before Megumi could leave, Sukuna's eyes widened in realization. "Wait, how do you know who Gojo is?" Sukuna asked, causing Megumi to stop in his tracks. "The guy came to my house, talking about relationship nonsense," Megumi said with an evident pout. "And how do you know about Megumi?" Sukuna asked as he turned to Geto.
"Gojo told me" Geto answered casually, causing Sukuna to glare at Geto. "You mean you two knew about Megumi for a while and let me play the fool, thinking he's keeping his boyfriend a secret?" Sukuna asked, annoyed. "To be fair, he told me about a week ago, how long he known is beyond me," Geto said with a shrug, sticking out his tongue. Sukuna groaned, looks like he needs to have a talk to Satoru about minding his own goddamn business.
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