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(n) the place where one lives permanently
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Slow but surely, the morning sun rose from the mountains afar, giving life to the world below it. It decorated the land with orange, yellows, and a warm blue as the clouds were finally shown after the dark night had passed. As the morning came, the people below the sky started to wake and work.
The light from the sun shone through the currents of a bedroom. Atsushi stirred in his sleep as the sun peeked through his eyes. He grumbled a bit in discomfort as he rolled to his side, feeling comfortable in the futon he was in.
Wait. Where was he? How did he get to a futon?
Atsushi sat up straight as his mind began to finally work in the early morning. He looked around and noticed that the room that he was in was nothing that he was familiar with. He rubbed his eyes with a yawn as he sat on the futon, thinking to himself about what happened.
RING! RING!
"WHAT THE-?!" Atsushi yelled out in shock as looked at the flip phone beside him and grabbed it, "Oh no! It's ringing! Wh-Which button do I press??" Once he flipped the phone opened, he answered the incoming call, "Um... H-Hello?" He hesitated.
"Hello, Atsushi," An awfully familiar voice answered from the other side of the phone call, "Sleep well? How do you like your new lodgings?"
'Oh, that's right...' Atsushi thought to himself, 'Dazai found me...' He stuttered, "Very well, thank you... You introduced me to quite a lavish house, I see..."
Dazai chuckled from the other side, a bit of pain lacing his voice, "Don't thank me, thank N/n!"
"N.../n...?" Atsushi muttered.
"Anyways, I must request a favor!"
"Hmm?"
"Help me," Dazai stated, "I am going to die here."
Atsushi felt a shock go through his spine, "Wh-What?!" He yelled out, "You're going to die?!"
Dazai chuckled, "Yep~! Ouch! This is... very painful. So... if you please...?"
"I'll be there!" Atsushi cried out as he was already getting dressed in the clothes that was waiting for him.
"Thanks~"
Atsushi would've said and asked more but Dazai already hanged up the phone. Panic seeping through him as he rushed to change as fast as he could. He stumbled to get into his shirt as he was already rushing down the stairs.
Atsushi, although wasn't familiar with the house he was in yet, rushed over to the front door in order to leave and help Dazai as much as he could. He was already attached to the few people that saved him; Dazai, Kunikida, and Y/n. He couldn't lose one of them. It just scared him.
"Ah! Good morning, Atsushi!" A voice called out from the kitchen that Atsushi rushed past.
"ACK-?!" Atsushi exclaimed in shock of the familiar voice, he skidded to stop as he looked into the kitchen to see Y/n of all people, "L/N?!"
Y/n, whose hair was messier than usual and was wearing sweatpants and a plain white t-shirt, gave Atsushi a lazy wave, "Just call me Y/n, Atsushi."
Atsushi stumbled as he blushed, stepping closer to Y/n's built body, "Wh-What are you doing here!?"
Y/n yawned, "You're in my house, sweetie," He flipped the pancake that was in the pan, "I'll be housing you until you are financially stable enough to buy yourself a house and live on your own. I guess you can say that we're roommates now."
"Ro-Roommates...?" Atsushi whispered to himself until he bursted into a red blush, "With a hot person?!"
"What was that, sweetie?" Y/n asked as he continued to make breakfast.
"N-NOTHING!!"
Y/n tilted his head slightly but only shook off Atsushi's weird behavior, "Anyways, what are you even doing up this early? With the way you knocked out, you should've been out till noon. Guess I'll just have to make you breakfast for you too..."
"A-Ah... I-I just got a call!" Atsushi stated, "Dazai needs help!"
"Huh?"
Atsushi nodded in a panic, "H-He called me saying that he was dying! I got to help him!"
Y/n perked up a bit as he turned to look at Atsushi, "Ooh, Dazai? He's in the backyard right now actually."
"What?"
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"How exceedingly kind of you to come!" Dazai said in a cheery voice as he was stuck in a barrel, his feet in the air.
Atsushi held a deadpanned face. He stared at Dazai with a dead look in his eyes. Should he be surprised? He doesn't feel like he should be. In all honesty, with knowing Dazai for the short amount of time he did, Dazai does seem like the type of person who would pull this stunt.
Dazai kept his smile as he had to look up at Atsushi because of the position he was in, "May I ask for a helping hand?"
"What... are you doing?" Atsushi questioned, "Why are you even here, let alone in Y/n's backyard?"
"Well, what does it look like?" Dazai asked still finding his situation amusing.
Atsushi was not amused, "Am I hallucinating?"
"You are not," Dazai stated, "I heard of this new method of suicide, so I thought I would make the attempt! However, it seems rather more painful than lethal. If I relax my abdominal muscles, I keep falling farther in. I'm about at my limit!"
"That... doesn't explain why you are here in Y/n's backyard..."
Dazai beamed, "So far, whenever I want to try a suicide method, all of them have been at Y/n's backyard! I can die happily knowing that the hottest man alive was right there with me~ It would be even better if he were to do a double suicide with me~!"
"Right..." Atsushi muttered as he looked around the backyard noticing ropes, sharp objects, and others scattered around the backyard, he shook his head and looked back at his 'superior', "So keep at it, then. Don't you want to kill yourself?"
"I have no desire for it to be painful, silly!" Dazai claimed in pure disgust, "Who would?!"
"Dazai, stop disturbing the neighbors!" Y/n shouted as he had snapped his window open just to shout at the brown-haired male, making him and Atsushi look over to him, "I don't want another report because of your loud ass whining!"
"What the fu..." Atsushi trailed off, "Y/n, why do you let Dazai try and do suicide in your backyard?? It makes this place look like a murder scene!"
"Not a murder scene, a suicide experimentation scene!" Dazai claimed.
Ignoring Dazai, Y/n shrugged at Atsushi's question, "Dazai just showed up one day and didn't stop coming. I tried to shoo him away to bother someone else, but he just keeps coming back with a new way to try and kill himself." He sighed as he leaned on the windowsill, "As you can tell, all of them have been failures."
"They resulted in either pain or more pain, of course they're failures!"
Y/n rolled his eyes as they were peeking through his hair, "The neighbors have gotten used to it at this point and the police can't do anything because he and I are part of the ADA. All they ask is for us to keep quiet on certain days when Dazai does want to die. They just don't want a grown man crying for hours about how much pain he's in."
"But I am in paaainnn~" Dazai whined as he did little kicks with his feet, "Help me Y/n, pleeaseee!!"
"And I told you that doing this method will only get you stuck in pain," Y/n tched softly, "This is your own fault for not listening to me." He turned, leaving the window opened as he waved his hand dismissively, "Once you're done with all this nonsense, breakfast will be ready before you two have to head to the agency. It's pancakes and berries today."
Dazai seemed to have a shine in his eyes as he snapped his head towards Atsushi which made him flinch at the sudden movement, "Get me out of here," He said with pure determination and seriousness in his voice, "N/n's food are literally to die for. Hurry up! I want to eat it while it's still hot and good!"
"O-Okay..." Atsushi stuttered, genuinely terrified at Dazai's newly found determination to not kill himself.
"Now, now!!"
"H-Hold on!"
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After eating like gods, Atsushi and Dazai left to go to the agency, leaving Y/n at his house for a few more minutes to himself before he and to go. He had let out a yawn, not really wanting to go to work today, but knows that he has to.
Putting on his usual attire, Y/n carefully made his way out of his house and to the streets, heading to the agency on foot since he enjoyed the nice small walks here and there. He counted the sidewalk squares, going up to 53, as per usual, to a sweets shop.
Ordering the regular, number 4, 8, and 5, Y/n walked out of the sweets shop with, well, sweets in his hands. These weren't for him, in fact, Y/n couldn't really handle sweets that well. It interrupted his systems and made him feel ill most of the time. The number four cupcake was for Kenji, and the number eight and five cake and cookies were for Ranpo since Y/n knew how much of a foodie he was.
Counting the sidewalk squared to 67, Y/n finally arrived at the cafe that the ADA resides above. He said his usual tired hello to the cafe manager and the server there before heading to his work. He let out a yawn as he entered the front and waiting room of the agency.
"Good morning, Y/n," The usual rough voice of Y/n's boss said as Y/n had just walked into the back.
"Huh...? Oh, president," Y/n muttered a bit in a tired manner, "Good morning."
Fukuzawa nodded with his hand in his sleeves as per usual, walking along side Y/n as they both headed to the office, "There's no need to be so formal with me, you know, Y/n? We've known each other for very long now."
Y/n was quick to shake his head in disapproval, "Respectfully, I pass, president. Is there anything specific you want me to do today? A mission? Case?"
Fukuzawa stared at Y/n for a moment longer before giving a small, almost invisible, smile, he reached up and patted Y/n's head reassuringly, "No, it'll be an easy day for you. Besides, the were-tiger's entrance exam went successfully, I thought you might want to hear that."
"En...trance exam...?"
Fukuzawa paused before deadpanning lightly, "You forgot that the entrance exam was today, didn't you?"
Y/n grumbled lightly as he rubbed the spot where Fukuzawa petted him with a pink blush, "I thought that it wasn't till later..." He mumbled.
"Oh dear..." Fukuzawa whispered to himself, but he couldn't help but smile as he petted Y/n's hair once again before going into his office, "It's alright, it doesn't matter. You should get going, it's almost 8 now."
Y/n let a yawn slip his lips as he nodded, "Alright," He muttered as he and Fukuzawa went to different offices, "Morning everyone," He greeted as he opened the office.
"Morning Y/n!" Kenji cheered as he and Ranpo were already by Y/n's side to get their sweets, "Thank you for the cupcake again!"
Y/n smiled softly as he petted Kenji's head, making the blond blush, "No problem. Ranpo I have your sweets here."
Ranpo let out a giggle as he playfully rubbed his cheek against Y/n's, "Always the best here, besides me of course!"
Y/n rolled his eyes.
"Huh, Y/n?" Atsushi spoke up in shock that Y/n was here now and not earlier, "Did you know of this entrance exam, thingy? Also, why didn't you leave with me and Dazai earlier?"
"I thought that the exam was going to be for another day," Y/n sighed out as he collected the papers that he was supposed to do for the day, "Besides, I always start my work at 8. It's currently exactly 8'o clock."
"When it comes to timing and scheduling, Y/n is just like Kunikida here," Dazai teased as he poked Y/n's face, making an irk mark appear, "They both just have to be on time for everything, no matter what~"
Y/n side glared Dazai as he swatted Dazai's hand away from him, "I just want to work my hours and then go home. No less, no more."
"What's wrong with my ideals anyways??" Kunikida questioned as he too side glared Dazai.
"They're too much~"
At this statement, it sent Dazai and Kunikida into a bickering mood. Kunikida started to yell at Dazai, as the latter kept teasing him for making 'ridiculous' ideals. Atsushi watched the two bickers back and forth as he started to rethink about his life choices. Maybe he really should've stayed on the streets.
'I am... so not going to get used to this...' Atsushi thought to himself, comically crying to himself.
A hand was placed on Atsushi's shoulder making the white-haired male look up in questioning. He lightly blushed seeing Y/n look down at him through one eye, smiling softly and in a comforting manner.
"Don't worry, sweetie," Y/n said, "In no time, this place will feel like home. You'll get used to it."
Atsushi sighed as he slumped his stance, "Yeah..." He muttered, 'This is... too much...
'How in the world will this place feel like home, if I don't know how 'home' even feels like...?'
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