Lazy Workaholic || BSD x Male reader || ON HOLD
𝟘𝟚𝟟 | Bliss
(n) perfect happiness; great joy
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[A/N: Fun moments with Y/n and the ADA+more]
"Y/n didn't you say that the commissioner today was supposed to come in soon?" Kunikida questioned as he was carrying a pile of papers with Atsushi beside him.
Y/n let out a small hum as he was typing away on his computer. "She is scheduled for 3:30 today, and she hasn't called off yet..." He pouted slightly as he flipped through paperwork. "She should be in talking with the president in about a few minutes."
Kunikida groaned. Atsushi couldn't help but give a nervous laugh to Kunikida before turning back to Y/n. "It's 3:32, she should be here by now, right?" Atsushi questioned.
Y/n could only shrug. "Maybe a few minutes la-"
"Sorry! So sorry!" A lady with messy hair and a baby in her arms called out. "I-I'm scheduled for 3:30! I'm hope I'm not late!" She stumbled to stand as her sunglasses were falling off of her face and her clothes were filled with wrinkles and light stains. "I'm so sorry, I couldn't find a babysitter in time for my little one."
"A-ba!" The baby cooed, laughing at their mother's appearance and the new people they see.
"No worries, ma'am! We understand!" Kenji popped up as a few others crowd around the commissioner and her baby. "Would you like to see the president now?"
"Oh, that would be lovely but..." The mother sighs as she readjusted her baby on her hip. "...this is such a professional and important meeting I've been waiting for, and I don't know if my little one would be able to sit still in it. So, I apologize for any ruckus they may cause."
"What a darling baby!" Yosano cooed, twirling her finger in front of the baby as they cooed and gurgled in happiness. "We wouldn't mind taking care of them for a little while!"
The mother smiled, the bags under her eyes more noticeable. "I couldn't do that to you guys. This is a professional place and I'm just the mess that came in here with a baby." She used her free palm to push her sunglasses out of her face. "Plus, it's only for a moment, I don't mind."
"All of the more reason to let us handle them," Kunikida stepped in as Atsushi and Kyoka went to see the baby. "We promise that your child will be safe and sound with us."
"Yes, most of the main work is finished so taking care of your baby will be no trouble at all," Y/n said with a smile that immediately put the mother to ease.
"Alright, if you say so," The mother claimed as she carefully handed her child to Y/n, to which he immediately took and put them on his hip. "I promise it won't be more than fifteen minutes! Thank you so much!" She bowed as she immediately started to follow Kenji to Fukuzawa's office for her meeting.
The baby in Y/n's arm giggled as Y/n immediately started to play with them with his finger. Everyone smiled as they cooed over the baby and how happy they were. Hell, even Dazai woke up from his nap to see what the commotion was about.
"I never seen a baby so small," Kyoka muttered, almost in awe.
"Must be only a few months," Kunikida pointed out as he readjusted his glasses. "What a happy baby..."
Dazai leaned on Y/n's shoulder as he too was messing around with the baby's little hair on their head. "I think they just like Y/n. Look at that gummy smile~" He cooed.
"You're really good with kids, Y/n," Atsushi said with a smile as he watches as Y/n bounced in place a bit while rocking his body slightly.
Y/n chuckled. "Yeah? Well, I sometimes had to babysit for my boss at my old job. Little devils, but sweet when they wanted to." He carefully shifted the baby in his arm so that they could face everyone else. To which everyone cooed at the fact the baby clapped their hands in happiness.
As everyone cooed and awed over the baby, even being happy that their break was being used so that they could have fun with the kid, the baby was still curious as ever. They smiled as they tried to touch everything they saw, this meant that they also placed their very small hands on Y/n's chest.
Being confused on human anatomy because they are just a baby, they turned to Y/n confused. No one seemed to have notice that the baby had opened their mouth and looked up at Y/n in wonder.
"ACK-!" Y/n yelped out as he felt a sudden pinch on his chest. Quickly looking down, his eyes widened, along with everyone else.
However, Ranpo began to holler laughing. "AHAHA! Y/n you're their mom now~!"
The baby, who looked up at Y/n with innocent eyes, was trying to suck on Y/n's chest, as if that would give them the food that they wanted. Y/n was so shocked that he pulled the baby away from his chest as fast as he could and held them in front of him. Looking down he could see some splotches of saliva where his tit would be.
Everyone looked at Y/n in shock before a few started to laugh their lungs out. Of course, some were quieter than others and tried to hide their laugh, while others had no shame. It was also the fact that Y/n stared blankly at the baby as the baby only laughed and made grabby hands towards him.
"Someone else is holding the baby," Y/n claimed as he was quick to give the baby to the nearest person, that being Atsushi, who stumbled a bit.
"What's wrong, Y/n??" Dazai cried out as the smile on his face was starting to hurt. "You don't have the milk they wanted??"
"That is the best fucking thing I've seen all week!!" Yosano hollered, already on the floor laughing.
Y/n crossed his arms as he covered his chest as much as he can. "I'm going back to work..."
"What's wrong?? I thought you said you were good with kids?!"
"Little too good!!"
"SHUT-!!"
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"Hey, Y/n," Yosano spoke up, rolling her chair to Y/n's desk. "Can I get a kiss?"
Kunikida spat out his coffee, Dazai fell off of the couch he was on, while Ranpo fell off the table, Atsushi slipped on a piece of paper, the Tanizaki siblings snapped their heads, Kenji put a hand over his mouth along with Kyoka, and Fukuzawa walked in at the wrong time.
Y/n, how was working on the computer a moment before, paused for a moment before facing Yosano, confused. "I... That's out of the blue. What makes you say that?" He questioned, Yosano's request catching him completely off guard.
Yosano let out a dramatic sigh as she leaned on Y/n's desk. "Idiots being idiots as normal."
"I don't see why that needs a kiss."
"Because it'll make me feel better," Yosano stuck out her tongue teasingly before pointing at her cheek. "Plus, not a kiss-kiss, just one right here."
Y/n pretended to think for a moment. "Okay. Come here."
Yosano smiled before rolling her chair in front of Y/n and sat happily. Y/n chuckled as he carefully tilted Yosano's head to the side and place a delicate kiss on Yosano's cheek. Yosano was smiling from ear to ear as she twirled with her hair to fidget.
"10/10 service! Would do again definitely!" Yosano cheered. "Thanks, Y/n, you're a lifesaver!" She rolled her chair away as Y/n couldn't help but chuckle as he shook his head.
"I WANT A KISS TOO!!" Dazai shouted as he popped out of nowhere.
"NO, I SHOULD GET A KISS NEXT!!" Ranpo yelled as he pushed Dazai away from Y/n. "I'm the greatest detective, and the greatest detective deserves a kiss!!"
"NO ONE IS GETTING A KISS!!" Kunikida broke up the two as he had to hold the two away from each other as if they were cats. "We are at work! So, get back to your stations and actually do the work you're assigned to!!"
Y/n laughed as he patted Kunikida's shoulder, making the blond turn to him. "I don't mind, really I don't, Kuni. Besides, I think you want one too~" He teased as he turned Kunikida to the side and kissed his cheek too.
Kunikida's brain fried as steam was coming off of his head and his face turned red from a blush. Y/n laughed as Kunikida malfunctioned. However, the moment was short lived when Dazai moved Kunikida out of the way and stand in front of Y/n expectantly.
Shaking his head, Y/n carefully held Dazai by the jaw and kissed him on the nose. Dazai melted in Y/n's hold, smiling goofily before yelping when Ranpo pushed him. Y/n smiled as he carefully placed a kiss on Ranpo's forehead, to which the other laughed.
Y/n perked up when he felt a tug on his sleeve. Looking down he noticed that Kyoka was the one tugging him. He crouched down and smiled at the younger girl. "What is it, dear?" He questioned.
Kyoka pointed at her own cheek. Although surprised, Y/n laughed as hugged Kyoka close to him before give two kisses on her cheek. Kyoka closed her eyes in bliss as a small smile decorated her lips.
Noticing some waiting people, Y/n stood up, holding Kyoka close to him, to see Kenji and the Tanizaki siblings looking at him and each other shyly. Y/n chuckled as chaos ensued from Kunikida, Ranpo, and Dazai in the background. He brought the three closer to him and gave them all a kiss on the head. They all laughed as Y/n ruffled Tanizaki's hair cheerfully.
"Um, Y/n...?" Atsushi muttered as he played with his fingers. Y/n turned to him and look at him in questioning, sending the younger one off to go back to work. "Can I... have one too?"
Y/n's heart melted at Atsushi's shy manner as he immediately brought Atsushi close to him and kissed him on the cheek and forehead. Atsushi blushed red as his eyes turned to swirls but he smiled and hugged Y/n close to him. However, the moment was short lived as he was suddenly brought into the scuffle that Dazai and Ranpo were in.
Y/n couldn't help but laugh at his co-workers. Ranpo and Dazai fighting with each other, while Kunikida tried to control them and Yosano laughing. Tanizaki, Naomi, and Kyoka talking happily with each other as Atsushi was in the middle of trying to get to them and get away from Dazai. Y/n smiled warmly, living and loving the chaos he brought to the office.
"Ahem..."
Y/n turned to see who made such a soft noise that the others didn't even notice. His brows raised a bit in surprise to see that the president, Fukuzawa, was standing next to him with his arms crossed and his eyes closed. However, Y/n couldn't help but smile when he noticed Fukuzawa's small blush on his cheek.
Y/n leaned slightly up as he gave a warm and kind kiss to Fukuzawa's jaw. He chuckled when Fukuzawa blushed more but nodded to Y/n in appreciation. The two didn't really need any words as they both smiled to one another. Y/n with the bigger and cheekier smile, and Fukuzawa with a small calm one.
They both watched the others yell and laugh with each other.
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Y/n sweatdropped but still kept a pleased smile. He was just out shopping and happened to have found himself in an alleyway. Suddenly someone came up to him and tried to mug him. Y/n was about to fend for himself, because the groceries were damn fresh and wasn't going to let anyone get in his way of cooking, but suddenly two people stepped in.
Those two people turned out to be Chuya and Akutagawa, and they too seemed to be surprised by their own appearances. Now, Y/n was standing in the middle of the two as they both tried to talk to Y/n but ended up berating with each other. How odd and amusing to Y/n.
"Oh, before I forget, I have to thank you, Red, for trying to help me the other day," Y/n spoke up, breaking whatever 'conversation' Chuya and Akutagawa were having.
"What? Oh..." Chuya trailed off at his memory as he couldn't help but blush. "It's nothing. I just find you interesting, is all."
"'Interesting' so original," Akutagawa murmured but was still heard.
Chuya irked at Akutagawa. "Aren't you a little shit-"
Y/n chuckled before leaning down to Chuya and carefully placing a kiss on his cheek. "Please take that as my thank you, Red. And please, don't fight with this sweetheart anymore." A closed eyed smile could be seen as Y/n's hair slightly parted.
"I-I... You... Uh..." Chuya stammered as his whole face almost matched his hair color with how harsh his blush was. In the end, he covered his mouth with his hand as he turned away to try and cool down.
"'Sweetheart'?" Akutagawa questioned as he slightly tilted his head, and a small amount of pink was decorated on his cheek.
"Of course, you're a sweetheart for me!" Y/n claimed as he carefully held Akutagawa's face in his hands and kissed his forehead. "I would love to stay and chat, but I have to get home now. I hope you both have a lovely day!" Y/n cheered as he waved a goodbye to the blushing Akutagawa and Chuya.
Akutagawa overheated and collapsed on the ground with a small amount of blood coming out of his mouth. He passed out. Chuya, on the other hand, watched Y/n carefully as his blushing had died down. He smiled slightly but made sure to hide it behind his hand.
'So many cuties in the world!' Y/n thought to himself. 'Ah~ if he ever comes here, I will make sure to eat his heart~ I'm not willing to move to another country now.'
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[A/N: More silly moments are soon to come because I love making these]
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