Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
Wall Levi part 2
Eren: How the fuck r we even gonna open this thing?!
Hange: Let me! *walks to the door* OPEN SESAME!!!!!
Moblit: Them door can't obey order
Door: Bitch u thought!
Hange: Welp, it doesn't want to open!
Moblit: It's an inanimate object!
Door: Your all dirty that's why!!!!
Eren: Let me try!
Mikasa: Ereh no!
Door: Clean first!!!!!
Erwin: Ah shit, where's my eyebrow comb?
Mike: It smells nice here
Nanaba: Anybody want fried fish?
Levi at the top of the wall
Levi: Who...?
Broom: LOOK AT THEM COVERING THOSE CLEAN FLOOR WITH DIRT!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!
Levi: Sweep them away...
Broom: Yes sir! *flies down*
Back at them mfs
Jean: Go fuck yourself Yeager!
Eren: Bitch! I ain't listening to a horse neighing the fak at meh!
Mikasa: Ereh calm down!
Moblit: Armin... I'm convinced that the three of you are the worst to travel with...
Armin: I told you!
Sasha: *eats all their food*
Erwin: *combing his eyebrows* It's bushier than ever! Smooth!!!
Connie: Apple bottom JEANS!!!!!
Hange: Boots with the fur!!!!!
Broom: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!
Connie: THE BROOM JUST TALK AND FLY!!!!
Eren: Holy shit! Am I dreaming?! *punch Jeans* I guess not, Mikasa you try!
Jean: WHAT THE FUCK-
Mikasa: *kicks Jean on them balz* Yeah it's not a dream
Jean: SERIOUSLY!?!?!
Hange: YOU CAN TALK?!?! HOW?!?! OMG THE RUMORS WERE TRUE!!!!!
Broom: Silence! Dirty peasants!
Nanaba: We heard this is the cleanest wall and town here?
Broom: The dirty mortals is forbidden to enter! Only the clean are acceptable!!
Eren: Welp, I'm the only one clean here so I can-
Broom: *slaps Eren*
Mikasa: EREH!!!
Eren: What the fuck?!
Broom: Hoe you think your clean?!
Jean: *horse laughs*
Mike: You smell kinda gross too...
Moblit: I have cologne-
Nanaba: But can we enter the wall?
Broom: Did you not heard what I've said?! Only the clean mortals can enter!
Erwin: We can clean ourselves?
Broom: If you shitheads want to enter that badly, why don't you rub yourselves with flowers?!
Connie: Bro calm down-
Armin: We can clean ourselves first! Where can we clean ourselves?
Broom: Well I don't know blonde brain! Why don't you wait for the rain to fall so you can shower?!
Mike: This broom is salty af
Nanaba: Guess we should look if there's a stream...
10 ½ hours later
Hange: Hah~! Fresh!
Nanaba: Come on! Let's go back to the wall!
Crows: Let's poop on them *shits at them*
Eren: Are you fucking kidding me-?!?!!
Another 10 ½ hours later
Moblit: Okay we're clean again! Let's not get ourselves dirty again!
Hange: WALL LEVI HERE WE COME!!!!!
These mfs came back to Wall Levi and this book is absolutely stupid please proceed with caution.
Bleach: They cam back clean... still dirty though...
Levi: Let's see if they worth my time... *sits on broom and let broom flies down*
Sasha: Look up in the sky!
Connie: It's a bird
Hange: It's a plane
Armin: Bring out your boss bitch!
All of them mfs: BLACKPINK!!!
Broom: What the fuck?
Levi: I don't even had words
Bleach: Want me to spit at them?
Levi: Broom fly me down there...
Eren: *looks at Levi thrn blush* omfdog!!!
*insert careless whisper song as this short man approach these mfs*
Hange: Hey look it's Kiki the delivery witch!
Levi: Bitch what?
Hange: He's so cute!!! What happened to your bow?!
Levi: I am not Kiki or whoever that bitch was!!!
Mikasa: Shorty...
Levi: Oh shut up gloomy brat, your scarf is dirty. I bet there's cockroach living in there!
Mikasa: This scarf is beautiful then your ugly white cloth around your head and neck!
Levi: Well at least mine's not itchy unlike your dirty scarf! Hell, it's probably rotting around your bloody neck!
Erwin: Woah! Calm down you two!
Mike: *sniffs* Smells like lavender
Bleach: Don't sniff the corporal so casually!!!
Connie: Look even the bleach can talk!!
Levi: Idiot, all cleaning supplies can talk here!
Moblit: Don't wanna sound rude but can you do your intro?
Levi: Fine.... *clears throat* I am corporal Levi Ackerman and your at Wall Levi! *struggles to get down from broom* The cleanest place in the history of earth. *finally reach the ground*
Jean: Oh mah gawd your so tiny!!!
Eren: *punch Jean* Don't disrespect the god!!!!
Armin: Finally! Someone shorter than me!!!
Hange: Your so cute!!!
Nanaba: Hange don't try anything stupid!
Levi: Assholes... What brings your buttholes here?
Erwin: We want to take a look at Wall Levi
Levi: Jokes on you! You can't!
Moblit: We can clean our mess in there!
Levi: *thinks for a while* Okay... But every time you made a mess, you'll be charge 1,000 $ or if I'm nice enough...-
Mikasa: Please, as if your nice you short hussy *rolls eyes*
Levi: Oh?! Me?! A hussy?! Well listen here Japanese Karen!
Connie: Oh boy...
Levi: I've done nothing but welcoming you in a rude manner. Watch your boyfriend over there! He's drooling like crazy and it's disgusting! *sits back on broom*
Eren: Sir! Allow me to grope your ass please?!?!
Bleach: EXCUSE ME?!!?!
Moblit: Dear lord...
Sasha: *chokes on potato*
Armin: Eren wtf?!?!
Hange: Holy shit-
Nanaba/Mike: *chokes on air*
Jean: *spits hay*
Eren: Your ass looks round and thicc! I can't hold the urge to slap it!!!
Levi: Brat wtf?!
Hange: Hey Eren look! *slaps Levi's ass* I slap him first!
Eren: You donkey!
Levi: Actually no, your my 12th-
Hange: I'm your what?
Levi: Your the worst...
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Lmao, this is so stupid but hey this book is made from a stupid person lmao.
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