Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
Some harem Levi ships
Warning: Suggestive theme
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Via: Want to see my list of your harem?
Levi: No
Via: But-
Levi: No! Want to hear in spanish?! ✨N O H✨
Via: Okay, let me write down the names!
Levi: BITCH NO!!!
Via: To bad u can't do anything, I'm glad I tied u up!
Levi: FUCK YOU!!!
Via: What's your opinion on Zevi?
Levi: The hell is Zevi?
Via: You and Zeke as a couple-
Levi: NO! STOP! DEFINITELY NO!
Via: U no like it?
Levi: Absolutely not!
Via: I think it's kinda cute even though you two are enemies and you hated him so much-
Levi: Your making my ears bleed! Next!
Via: Okay chill!
*door open*
Hange: Levi!!! Are you in here...
Via: ...
Levi: ...
Hange: ...
Hange: INTRUDER!!!
Via: Wait shit no-
Hange: Omg this is fun! *eats popcorn🍿*
Levi: UNTIE ME ALREADY SHITTY GLASSES!!!!
Hange: But this is way better!
Via: Poor Levi... anyways! The next one is..... FarLevi!
Hange: *chokes on popcorn🍿*
Levi: That's actually okay for me. Well he's caring and trustworthy.... He doesn't want to leave my side and uh... *blushy blushy*
Via: Ooh~ You like him~?
Hange: Levi's in loooveee...~ *wiggles eyebrows*
Levi: No!
Hange: Oh yes you do shawty~
Levi: Shut the fuck-
*door burst*
Hange/Levi/Via: Who tf...?
Eren: So your cheating on me?!?!
Via: Wait, you two r dating?
Levi: We're not-
Eren: Yes we are, but he just doesn't know yet! I spend an entire hour making this for you! *takes out a piece of paper with a poorly "I-tried-my-best" drawn ring*
Levi: ...
Hange: ...
Via: ...
Eren: I MADE THIS FOR YOU! I POURED BASICALLY EVERYTHING IN IT AND YOUR HERE CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME DUDE WITH AN UGLY ASS HAIRCUT?!
Via: Eren shut the fuck up, you overly dramatic tall looking tree trunk with a tiny maggot-size dick!
Hange: *chewing popcorn🍿*
Levi: We're not even dating brat...
Via: Why the fuck are you tryna play hard to get?! Like, you tryna mingle or just playing?
Hange: Please, he wants men with huge dicks...
Levi: I do not-
Eren: He does...?
Via: Okay! Enough! Eren, sit the fuck down! Hange, eat your damn popcorn properly! And Levi...
Levi: ...
Via: ...
Via: Keep on struggling
Levi: This bitch-
Eren: By the way, what r u guys doing and why was Levi tied up?
Via: First of all, get your fucking hands off of him! And secondly, I'm just showing Levi my list of his harem ships!
Eren: Okay, what's the next ship? Pretty sure it's definitely me-
Via: Eruri!
Eren: Wot?!
Hange: Eruri?! They're so cute!!!
Levi: He's eyebrows are bigger than his own dick-
Hange: You see, you see?!
Eren: Levi!!!
Levi: Shut it!!
Via: What do you think about Eruri Levi?
Levi: I think-
Eren: I thinks he needs to shave those dusty eyebrows of his. Oh wait, wax them instead so he can feel pain!
Via: *kicks Eren in the guts* Continue Levi...
Levi: I think he's a pretty chill guy but he can be annoying sometimes. I guess we're great together, but it's just that he might ended up being a neet!
Eren: MOVING ON!!!
Hange: Eren can you wait?
Via: Next is....
Levi: Please don't be-
Via: Jean x Levi!
Eren: That horse?! With Levi?!
Hange: Who knew...
Levi: I guess he's okay.-
Eren: Then what about me?!
Levi: ...
Hange: Eren, have a chill pill
Eren: Get the fuck out of here!
Hange: But I want to-
Eren: Get. The. Fuck. Out...
Hange: Geez fine...
Levi: Oi!! Untie me first!!!
Hange: See you later, little Levi~ *dramatically leaves*
Levi: HANGE!!!
Via: She left you bro...
Eren: Great! Now it's just us! *grabs chair and sit next to Levi*
Via: The next one is-
Eren: Ere-
Via: Petra and Levi!
Levi: She's a closed friend of mine. We have a really good relationship together and-
Eren: Next!
Via: He haven't-
Eren: Next!
Levi: You brat I-
Eren: Next!
Via: You know what? Let's just move on. Next we have Ereri-
Eren: YES!!!! FINALLY!!!!
Levi: Quite down you brat!
Via: Yeah, Eren. It's not like-
Eren: It's not like what...?
Via: ...
Via: It's not like you can please him...
Levi: Wtf?!
Via: Shawty wants a huge tall ass meat in his ass. That'll please him and craves for them!
Levi: Just what are you on about-
Via: Too bad yours looks like a tiny ass maggot *wheeze* Baby dick...
Levi: Stop, this brat gonna-
Eren: Hoe mah dick is bigger than Levi's tiny hands!
Levi: Eren no!
Eren: Check this thing out! *unzips pants* It's huge!!!
Levi: OMFG EREN WTF NO GET AWAY FROM ME U DISGUSTING ASS BRAT!!!!
Via: HOLY MOTHERFUCKER AKSNIUSBEWJBWIWJIWNWJ!!!!
*weird frog like screaming noises and nonsense rantings about di-*
Eren: See I told you! You can't even hold it with a full grip!
Levi: YOU BRAT! THE AUDACITY TO LET MY HAND TOUCH YOUR-UGH GROSS!
Levi: SANITIZER!!! GET THE FUCKING SANITIZER!!!!
Via: Y DA FAK DID YOU DO THAT?!
Eren: U insult mah dick!
Levi: GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GET. THE. FUCKING. SANITIZER!!! MY HAND IS DYING!!!
Eren: Yeah.... No
Levi: Bitch wat do u mean no?!
Eren: Just no. Okay next!
Via: My next ship is Hange and Levi
Eren: They're just close friends-
Via: Dis is not for u to answer!!! Levi?!
Levi: *death is trying his best to calm him down*
Via: *sanitize his hands* There!
Levi: Did you did it properly?
Via: I did
Levi: Hange and I can be the weirdest best friend and is even weirder if we're a couple. But still, people think we're cute.
Eren: Nah, you and me are waaay cuter-
Levi: Just shut the fuck up Eren...
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It's 2am here and I'm fucking sleepy, I'll continue this later.
Also, Via is my nickname and nobody here is allowed to call me that.
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