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Random shits
Just them Marley warriors trying to bear with Levi's wrath in the second house 😌
In the "Under Levi's wrath right now 😢" groupchat
Lord of Cleanliness: Erwin I run out of eyeliner. Go buy some at the store.
Eyebrows: I literally just got out of the store!
Lord of Cleanliness: Then go to a different store
Lord of Cleanliness: Oh and some cleaning products too.
Eyebrows: You have like a full cabinet of them?!
Lord of Cleanliness send a picture
Eyebrows: This bit-
Lord of Cleanliness: Stop complaining and buy them. I don't see myself complaining when cleaning all you shitty brat's room every fucking day
Eyebrows: Well that's true-
Glasses: I read the whole thing but anyway I'm bored-
Lord of Cleanliness: So I got fucked by a broom-
Glasses: I'm not bored anymore, thanks bestie 😃
Lord of Cleanliness: Shut up let me continue
Glasses: NO-
Lord of Cleanliness: And we go on for 8 hours. Suddenly it doesn't feel amusing...
Glasses: Bestie-
Lord of Cleanliness: And I was like "Needs more force" and yeah I ended up unable to walk but luckily I have those peasants to serve me
Glasses: I'm still wondering how you fuck a broom
Lord of Cleanliness: That's easy-
The shitty brats are online
Genocide God: Dammit why isn't it me?!
Mamakasa: You got me Ereh!
Coconut head: Istg these two assholes-
Sasha's half: Don't forget Jean
Coconut head: Oh yeah, him too...
Horseface: I haven't even start to type-
Coconut head: Shut up
Glasses: Pls don't explain it Levi-
Lord of Cleanliness: Fine I won't, I'm gonna go back to cleaning. If you brats aren't cleaning your damn room, don't expect dinner to be on the table
Lord of Cleanliness is offline
Eyebrows: I can't even cook-
Glasses: Right, heading to my room now-
Glasses is offline
Connie's half: I might as well just-
Lord of Cleanliness is online
Glasses is online
Lord of Cleanliness: If you brats even think about stealing it. You brats will be sleeping in the dirty ass basement while getting tied up then let the rats shit on you for all I care.
Lord of Cleanliness: For 2 fucking month
Connie's half: 😶
Sasha's half: 😶
Horseface: 😶
Coconut head: 😶
Mamakasa: 😶
Eyebrows: 😶
Glasses: 😶
Monkeh: 😶
Genocide God: 1. 😶 2. Why the fuck are u here?!
Tall blondie: Dude everyone is here but just in a different house.
Monkeh: And Levi is coming here tomorrow, Niccolo is so boring
Tall blondie: Gonna go and get ready my Tea Party then
Mamakasa: Yay...
Genocide God: No, Levi isn't going anywhere!
Monkeh: You guys have him there for 1 month now! Have Niccolo go there next to cook and clean for you lazybones.
Coconut head: Eren you fucktard simp, sir Levi can do whatever he wants and your here stopping him. Beside, Idefk why are we even texting in a cinema even though we're sitting together in the middle of Eren's fucking favourite Fifty shades of black scene. People behind us are probably pissed right now and even disgusted by you three dick musketeers jerking off.
Lord of Cleanliness is online
Lord of Cleanliness: Just what kind of fucking movie are u brats even watching?
Horseface: Wtf Armin-
Coconut head: Don't Armin me horse-shit
Glasses: He finally snaps-
Lord of Cleanliness: By the time, you brats get back. Your room needs to be clean or I'll shave off one your eyebrows and hair.
(background guy screaming sound effect)
Genocide God: You know I'll do anything for u right 😏
Lord of Cleanliness: Then would you stop simping for me and take down my pictures on your wall before I do it myself?
Genocide God: But I need them bcuz I can't sleep without admiring your beauty
Lord of Cleanliness: Stfu brat, Niccolo is staying here for 3 months. And when I come back after 3 months to see the house is a mess. Go ahead and pray that I won't do anything.
Glasses: But-
Lord of Cleanliness: No
Glasses: 😶
Monkeh: I'll pick you up now <3
Lord of Cleanliness: There's a bus stop-
Lord of Cleanliness: Wtf, were you driving this entire fucking time?!
Monkeh: I'll explain in the car later
Genocide God: You bitch
Genocide God: Just you wait when I get back. I'm gonna barge straight into the second house, take Levi, kill everyone in it, marry Levi, get him pregnant and live far away from this house.
Tall blondie: Wtf
Lord of Cleanliness: You brat...
Monkeh: Bro, how can you do that when your the one who ends up getting kick right in the face?
Genocide God: He can kick me if he wants.
Lord of Cleanliness: Brat, you can sleep in my room for the whole 3 months but you have to make sure it stays clean and smells the same.
Genocide God: No-
Lord of Cleanliness: If that doesn't satisfy you, then I'm not coming back.
Genocide God: That means you'll date me right? 😃
Lord of Cleanliness: Of course not
Horseface: Pfft-
Mamakasa: 🔪✊
Horseface: 🤐
Coconut head: Who else is there? The second house
Lord of Cleanliness: Oh there's...
Lord of Cleanliness: Gabitch, Falcon, Zofuck, Uno, Monkey bitch, tall blondie bitch, Onion coupon, Nutcracker, Pick a finger, Iron man, weird nose and tall dumb fuck
Nutcracker: That's not even our names!!!
Finger licking good: Who's weird nose?
Tall blondie: My nickname sounds cute <3
Glasses: No mine is
Mamakasa: Oh that was Annie, the lonely blonde bitch who needs a nose job!
Nose Queen: You bitch!
Lord of Cleanliness: But tall dumb fuck, iron man and weird nose are staying at the first house because their face annoyed me just by looking at it.
Lord of Cleanliness: By the way, I'm on my way. If the place is dirty no dinner.
Tall blondie: Lemme prepare the tea then
Nutcracker: WHY IS HE EVEN COMING OVER?!?! WE HAD NICCOLO!!!!
Monkeh: NICCOLO IS BORING!!!
Lord of Cleanliness: Aww what's wrong? Gonna throw a tantrum and scream like Eren? Gross
Nutcracker: Then what are you?!
Lord of Cleanliness: Just bare with it. It's not like I'm killing everyone in their sleep
Finger licking good: Make sundae pls
Nutcracker: PIECK!?!?!
Finger licking good: Sorry, I was craving for some ice-cream
Lord of Cleanliness: I'll be nice and give you a chance, and yes I'll make sundae.
Nutcracker: The kids wants Mc Donald
Monkeh: Off to Mc Donald then
Lord of Cleanliness: Zeke I'm right behind you-HEYHJKS
Lord of Cleanliness is offline
Monkeh: Got his phone to change my username on his phone
Nutcracker: I don't know if I can bear with a short angry man for 3 months
Glasses: Bro you better delete that message
Nutcracker: Make me
Onion coupon: I would if I were you bro. Anyways, gonna clean mah room then
Onion coupon is offline
Eyebrows: Levi you eyeliner-
Tall blondie: Wait, he wear eyeliner?!
Glasses: I thought u notice?
Tall blondie: I didn't-
Monkeh: Yo I got free Happy Meals with a combo meal purchase :D
Eyebrows: How-
Monkeh: They thought Levi is an angry child
Glasses: Aww that's cute
Nutcracker: Change my mind, let's bring Levi whenever we go to a restaurant.
Finger licking good: Less money spend
Tall blondie: True tbh
Genocide God: Hell no
Monkeh: Have a nice 3 months without Levi screaming at you guys
Idfk how to end this so
K end
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